{"id":40321,"date":"2014-03-14T06:30:47","date_gmt":"2014-03-14T10:30:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=40321"},"modified":"2015-06-05T19:48:13","modified_gmt":"2015-06-05T23:48:13","slug":"orion-koshinsky-drunk-douche-disrupts-flight-pretending-to-be-soldier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=40321","title":{"rendered":"Orion Koshinsky; Drunk douche disrupts flight pretending to be a soldier"},"content":{"rendered":"

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23-year-old Orion Koshinsky discovered that he could get free drinks from kind-hearted passengers on his JetBlue flight if he pretended to be in the military and being deployed to Afghanistan. The only problem is that free drinks get you just as drunk as the drinks you pay for. From the Daily Mail<\/a>;<\/p>\n

After the flight took off, Koshinsky stood up and told passengers, ‘I want to make sure everybody on the plane knows I’m in the military and you can buy me drinks,’ according to an affidavit signed by an FBI agent who investigated the incident. The affidavit also says that Koshinsky told a flight attendant, ‘I’m in the military. What can I get for free?’<\/p>\n

Koshinsky has never been in the military. He works at a fruits and vegetables market, according to his Facebook profile.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Here’s Orion’s belt Facebook<\/a>. He’s pretty well cleaned it out.<\/p>\n