{"id":40002,"date":"2014-02-25T08:24:12","date_gmt":"2014-02-25T13:24:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=40002"},"modified":"2015-06-11T13:31:16","modified_gmt":"2015-06-11T17:31:16","slug":"mark-wayne-tiemann-round-marine-found","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=40002","title":{"rendered":"Mark Wayne Tiemann; Round Marine found"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=31372\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-31372\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Fat-Fuck1.jpg\" alt=\"Fat-Fuck\" width=\"250\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-31372\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Well, it took <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29376\">more than two years<\/a>, but we finally identified the Round Marine. His name is Mark Wayne Tiemann and he lives in Las Cruces, New Mexico. He was identified by a neighbor who has heard all of his wild ass stories and he&#8217;s seen the uniform in the picture above.<\/p>\n<p>But here&#8217;s a picture of him without the phony finery (notice the USMC tattoo);<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=40003\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-40003\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Tiemann5-252x300.jpg\" alt=\"Tiemann5\" width=\"252\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-40003\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Tiemann5-252x300.jpg 252w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Tiemann5-280x333.jpg 280w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Tiemann5.jpg 327w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 252px) 100vw, 252px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Yep, he was a Marine, but he was discharged as a Sergeant back in 1992 with seven years of service;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=40004\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-40004\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Tiemann-FOIA-300x288.jpg\" alt=\"Tiemann FOIA\" width=\"300\" height=\"288\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-40004\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Tiemann-FOIA-300x288.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Tiemann-FOIA-346x333.jpg 346w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Tiemann-FOIA.jpg 648w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>His real awards are somewhat fewer than what he&#8217;s sporting on the picture above;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=40005\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-40005\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Tiemann-Awards-300x241.jpg\" alt=\"Tiemann Awards\" width=\"300\" height=\"241\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-40005\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Tiemann-Awards-300x241.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Tiemann-Awards-413x333.jpg 413w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Tiemann-Awards.jpg 421w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a side-by-side comparison of the two photos for doubters;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=40006\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-40006\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/RoundMarineTeimann-300x227.jpg\" alt=\"RoundMarine&amp;Teimann\" width=\"300\" height=\"227\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-40006\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/RoundMarineTeimann-300x227.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/RoundMarineTeimann-439x333.jpg 439w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/RoundMarineTeimann.jpg 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <\/center><\/p>\n<p>Thanks to everyone who participated in the successful conclusion of this particularly long hunt. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it took more than two years, but we finally identified the Round Marine. 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