{"id":39739,"date":"2014-02-10T16:03:13","date_gmt":"2014-02-10T21:03:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=39739"},"modified":"2014-02-10T17:20:13","modified_gmt":"2014-02-10T22:20:13","slug":"wanted-gregory-banks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39739","title":{"rendered":"Wanted: Gregory Banks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Round Ranger was such an internet hit, Guy put together another wanted poster for our buddy <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39262\">Greg Banks<\/a>, who is going to be famous in Connecticut tonight. Greg&#8217;s back story is that he&#8217;s one of those rare phonies who never served but promoted himself to an Army Major and awarded himself the Bronze Star Medal a few weeks ago. He claims that someone stole his identity, but apparently the identity thief also stole his face. Greg doesn&#8217;t have the gonads to call me himself, so he sent his teenage phony Marine after me. But here is his wanted poster. Is this enough attention for you, Greg?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=39742\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-39742\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-39742\" alt=\"WANTED_Poster_Banks-2\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/WANTED_Poster_Banks-2.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"910\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/WANTED_Poster_Banks-2.jpg 733w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/WANTED_Poster_Banks-2-183x333.jpg 183w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Round Ranger was such an internet hit, Guy put together another wanted poster for our &hellip; <a title=\"Wanted: Gregory Banks\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39739\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Wanted: Gregory Banks<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39739"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39739\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}