{"id":39705,"date":"2014-02-08T19:27:02","date_gmt":"2014-02-09T00:27:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=39705"},"modified":"2014-02-09T09:33:43","modified_gmt":"2014-02-09T14:33:43","slug":"guess-what-time-it-is-thats-right-people-it-is-almost-time-for-the-2014-john-the-shovel-hurler-gidduck-memorial-stolen-valor-tournament","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39705","title":{"rendered":"Guess what time it is?  That&#8217;s right people, it is almost time for the 2014 John The Shovel Hurler Giduck Memorial Stolen Valor Tournament."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zkD-xIUYPq8\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>So here we go.  I need a seeding committee.  10 people.  Last year was too damn difficult for me, so you have to conform to all my rules if you want to be on it.  You MUST have Excel.  You must know how to use Excel.  You must at least look through the nearly 200 Stolen Valor entrants and seed them from 1-64.  Those over 64 need not be ranked.<\/p>\n<p>It is a royal pain in the ass for me to write 64 bios, but I am more than willing to do it, but you have to help me by making sure you take the seeding seriously.  By the end of next week I will have a post up with every &#8220;contestant&#8221;.  If there are folks I missed, you let me know and I will add them.  The seeding committee will be given the list in an Excel spreadsheet on February 20 at midnight.  I expect it sent back to me by 28 February.<\/p>\n<p>So, if you are interested in being on the seeding committee, comment here in the comment section.  I already have 1 person on it, and I have a few Legacy seeders I will offer it to.  But if you want to be a part of it, then let me know.  <\/p>\n<p>Email me at seaveyattorney@gmail.com if you have any questions.  Yes, I know the email sounds pretentious, it was actually so I would remember what the email was for, but none of our nascent sewers (those threatening to sue) ever respond to me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So here we go. I need a seeding committee. 10 people. Last year was too damn &hellip; <a title=\"Guess what time it is?  That&#8217;s right people, it is almost time for the 2014 John The Shovel Hurler Giduck Memorial Stolen Valor Tournament.\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39705\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Guess what time it is?  That&#8217;s right people, it is almost time for the 2014 John The Shovel Hurler Giduck Memorial Stolen Valor Tournament.<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39705\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}