{"id":39673,"date":"2014-02-07T09:23:21","date_gmt":"2014-02-07T14:23:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=39673"},"modified":"2014-02-07T09:26:42","modified_gmt":"2014-02-07T14:26:42","slug":"keith-big-dog-keeton-still-telling-lies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39673","title":{"rendered":"Keith &#8220;Big Dog&#8221; Keeton still telling lies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=39674\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-39674\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Big-Dog-Keeton-300x153.jpg\" alt=\"Big Dog Keeton\" width=\"300\" height=\"153\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-39674\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Big-Dog-Keeton-300x153.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Big-Dog-Keeton-500x255.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Big-Dog-Keeton.jpg 781w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Reader &#8220;WhoDat?&#8221; dropped off a link yesterday to the above photo of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35314\">Keith &#8220;Big Dog&#8221; Keeton<\/a>, you remember the guy who won the entire Gulf War by himself, even though he didn&#8217;t arrive until 13 days after the war ended and stayed for 11 days. According to the information that accompanies the photo above, of Keeton wearing a Purple Heart and a Bronze Star that he didn&#8217;t earn,  it was taken on January 15th, 2014 &#8211; just three weeks ago, and eight months after we busted him the first time;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Keeton-FOIA.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Keeton-FOIA-300x281.png\" alt=\"Keeton FOIA\" width=\"300\" height=\"281\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-35316\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Keeton-FOIA-300x281.png 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Keeton-FOIA.png 743w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>In the top picture, Keeton is attending a banquet for the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.floridasafetycouncil.org\/\">Florida Safety Council<\/a>, where his wife works, so there&#8217;s no reason to wear the phony awards, except to make himself feel better about his 14 years in the Army. His motorcycle club says that he&#8217;s been tossed, but apparently he doesn&#8217;t understand that real veterans don&#8217;t like his phony shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reader &#8220;WhoDat?&#8221; dropped off a link yesterday to the above photo of Keith &#8220;Big Dog&#8221; Keeton, &hellip; <a title=\"Keith &#8220;Big Dog&#8221; Keeton still telling lies\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39673\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Keith &#8220;Big Dog&#8221; Keeton still telling lies<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39673","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39673"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39673\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}