{"id":39641,"date":"2014-02-05T08:20:15","date_gmt":"2014-02-05T13:20:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=39641"},"modified":"2014-02-05T08:20:15","modified_gmt":"2014-02-05T13:20:15","slug":"ventura-off-the-grid-off-his-nut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39641","title":{"rendered":"Ventura off the grid, off his nut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Professional conspiracy theorist, Jesse Ventura&#8217;s, or Jimmy Janos&#8217;, whichever you prefer, cheese has finally slid completely off of his cracker. He says that he&#8217;s &#8220;off the grid&#8221; hiding from drones, says <a href=\"http:\/\/www.politico.com\/story\/2014\/02\/jesse-ventura-drones-103144.html\">Politico<\/a>;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cI\u2019m off the grid. I move about with my TV show so that the drones can\u2019t find me and you won\u2019t know exactly where I am,\u201d Ventura said, talking over the host\u2019s question as to whether it was a hoax.<\/p>\n<p>The former third-party governor hosts a show called \u201cOff the Grid\u201d on Ora TV. Ventura said he could remain off the map \u201cas long as we have solar power and we can reach the satellite.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI view the United States, today, much like East Berlin. And I\u2019m off the grid. I\u2019ve tried for 20 years to warn the country about the Democrats and Republicans, and nobody\u2019s listening.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>He should be hiding, since he decided to sue Chris Kyle&#8217;s widow &#8211; America&#8217;s veterans are more dangerous to him than the government. But, it was a good move on his part to hide his show on a network with which I&#8217;m not familiar and probably most Americans. He should try hiding even better if CNBC&#8217;s reporters can find him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Professional conspiracy theorist, Jesse Ventura&#8217;s, or Jimmy Janos&#8217;, whichever you prefer, cheese has finally slid completely &hellip; <a title=\"Ventura off the grid, off his nut\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39641\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ventura off the grid, off his nut<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shitbags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39641"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39641\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}