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I dropped this picture off at our fan page last night, and it seemed rather popular. So while I’m fighting with my internet connection under a sheet of ice (luckily I have a mobile hotspot option on my phone to augment this business), I figured I’d drop it off for you sociopaths who don’t have Facebook accounts.<\/p>\n

It might be easier to spot the things that are correct about this uniform than the things that are wrong.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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