{"id":39618,"date":"2014-02-04T15:55:09","date_gmt":"2014-02-04T20:55:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=39618"},"modified":"2014-02-04T14:51:03","modified_gmt":"2014-02-04T19:51:03","slug":"just-when-you-think-youve-seenheard-it-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39618","title":{"rendered":"And in the “What a Way to Go” Category . . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"

For the record, I’d like to state that I’m not trying to intrude on TSO’s “solo experience” franchise<\/a> with this article.\u00a0 But solo just ain’t the entire “wide world of sex”.<\/p>\n

And it’s a weird world indeed.<\/p>\n

Every time you think you’ve seen or heard it all – you look around and see\/hear of something like this. And then you realize you certainly hadn’t “seen and heard it all” previously.<\/p>\n

Couple die of carbon monoxide poisoning while having sex in car<\/a><\/p>\n

The late couple was found in a parked car – in an enclosed garage<\/em>. When they were found, the car’s ignition was in the “run” position, but the gas tank was empty.\u00a0 A kerosene heater was also in the garage – and was also set to “on” – but was similarly out of fuel.\u00a0 One of the couple was found “partially clothed.”<\/p>\n

“Marijuana and drug paraphernalia were found in the car,” police said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

So . . . drugs were involved.\u00a0 Really?\u00a0 Who’d a thunk it?<\/p>\n

After all:\u00a0 doesn’t everyone<\/span> have sex in a parked car in an enclosed garage, while the car engine’s running, and with a kerosene heater also fired up in the garage at the same time?<\/p>\n

The truly sad thing?\u00a0 Apparently this isn’t even the first US case of morte coitus monoxidus<\/em><\/span> in 2014. The article has a link to a video report of a similar incident in New Jersey last month.<\/p>\n

RAH was right.\u00a0 “Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

For the record, I’d like to state that I’m not trying to intrude on TSO’s “solo … And in the “What a Way to Go” Category . . . .<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,26,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-blather","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39618"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39618\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}