{"id":39539,"date":"2014-01-30T10:52:40","date_gmt":"2014-01-30T15:52:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=39539"},"modified":"2014-01-30T10:54:31","modified_gmt":"2014-01-30T15:54:31","slug":"could-any-dude-answer-these-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39539","title":{"rendered":"Could any dude answer these questions?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yltp0SIOjsI\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>My wife says that&#8217;s me to a T, but that is only because she doesn&#8217;t pay attention to me.  If that box of tampons was on fire, or wrapped in a $100 bill I still wouldn&#8217;t touch it.  If there was $100 bill under it, I might knock it off with a broom to get to the money, but then I would burn the broom. <\/p>\n<p>Would any of you know the answer to this?  My shopping experience is this: if it is not sold on Amazon.com, it is unlikely I ever shopped for it.  Excepting whatever is sold at 7-11 or Speedway.<\/p>\n<p>And how long does a bra last?  I have a sweatshirt from Bosnia that is basically in tatters, and I still wear it like twice a week.  So I&#8217;m going to guess a bra lasts from puberty to menopause, not accounting for any augmentation surgery that might occur to change the size.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife says that&#8217;s me to a T, but that is only because she doesn&#8217;t pay &hellip; <a title=\"Could any dude answer these questions?\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39539\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Could any dude answer these questions?<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39539"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39539\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}