{"id":39499,"date":"2014-01-28T15:25:32","date_gmt":"2014-01-28T20:25:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=39499"},"modified":"2014-01-28T15:27:20","modified_gmt":"2014-01-28T20:27:20","slug":"and-in-the-irrelevant-humor-department","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39499","title":{"rendered":"And In the Irrelevant Humor Department . . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Reuters via <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/flatulent-cows-start-fire-german-dairy-farm-police-192159601.html\">Yahoo News<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>BERLIN (Reuters) &#8211; Methane gas from 90 flatulent cows exploded in a German farm shed on Monday, damaging the roof and injuring one of the animals, police said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>No, I&#8217;m not joking.\u00a0\u00a0 And some of the comments to the article are absolutely hilarious.<\/p>\n<p>Elsie the Cow could not be reached for comment.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>(Hat tip to the Drudge Report for the link.)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Reuters via Yahoo News: BERLIN (Reuters) &#8211; Methane gas from 90 flatulent cows exploded in &hellip; <a title=\"And In the Irrelevant Humor Department . . . .\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39499\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">And In the Irrelevant Humor Department . . . .<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blather","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}