{"id":39485,"date":"2014-01-27T15:31:50","date_gmt":"2014-01-27T20:31:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=39485"},"modified":"2014-01-27T15:32:47","modified_gmt":"2014-01-27T20:32:47","slug":"army-seal-ltc-sam-waters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39485","title":{"rendered":"Army SEAL LTC Sam Waters"},"content":{"rendered":"

These things just write themselves sometimes, not a smidgen of research, just some cut and paste;<\/p>\n

\"Sam<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Sam<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Sam<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

The narration for this last picture reads;<\/p>\n

You can look me in the face and see how angry I am. I’m in three story house enjoying my Christmas meal with my supermodel wife and start student kids and my sat phone rings. General Cornwallace is on the phone telling me that I need to deploy and save some sorry as marines that got caught in a Taliban ambush. I told the general that marines are the weakest branch and there expendable anyway but I made my way to the Tarmac to hitch a ride so I could save the sorry bastards, but not before I could snap a picture on my way out the door. Merry Christmas everyone. think about those of us like me who can’t spend the holidays with there family!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You know, because he can be flown from the arms of his supermodel wife to a Taliban ambush in time to rescue those “sorry as marines” who ruined his Christmas.<\/p>\n

\"Sam<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

I’m thinking that he’s not a lieutenant colonel, his name is not Sam Waters and I’m not going to spend a minute on researching El Spazoid here. Just point and laugh. Here is his Instagram account<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Thanks to Mike for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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