{"id":39480,"date":"2014-01-27T05:31:43","date_gmt":"2014-01-27T10:31:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=39480"},"modified":"2014-01-27T05:32:17","modified_gmt":"2014-01-27T10:32:17","slug":"snowden-is-paranoid-on-top-of-everything-else","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39480","title":{"rendered":"Snowden is paranoid on top of everything else"},"content":{"rendered":"

Edward Snowden, you know, the fellow who tried to tell us all that he was a special forces soldier, until we found out that he never even graduated basic training thinks that he’s being targeted by James Bond or John Clarke or some other fictional character from literature, says Reuters<\/a>;<\/p>\n

“There are significant threats but I sleep very well,” he said before referring to a report on a U.S. website that he said quoted anonymous U.S. officials saying his life was in danger.<\/p>\n

“These people, and they are government officials, have said they would love to put a bullet in my head or poison me when I come out of the supermarket and then watch me die in the shower,” Snowden said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Yeah, well, since he has nothing else to release to the media, I seriously doubt that anyone wants to punish him with some dramatic made-for-Hollywood execution. It makes no sense. If he needed to be killed it was before he released US secrets, certainly not now.<\/p>\n

I’ll tell you what, you may appreciate what Snowden has done by exposing NSA spying on US citizens, but he’s a gigantic pussy. And honestly, who among you didn’t think that the NSA was spying on us? I certainly wasn’t surprised.<\/p>\n

Now I’m torn between deciding who the bigger douche is in this story – the folks who are spying on us or the guy who exposed them. Actually, I’m leaning towards Snowden. I think I want to beat Snowden using Breanna Manning as a club.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Edward Snowden, you know, the fellow who tried to tell us all that he was a … Snowden is paranoid on top of everything else<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[177],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dumbass-bullshit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39480"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39480\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}