{"id":39415,"date":"2014-01-22T15:55:04","date_gmt":"2014-01-22T20:55:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=39415"},"modified":"2014-01-22T15:56:09","modified_gmt":"2014-01-22T20:56:09","slug":"shakley-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39415","title":{"rendered":"Shakley update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=39416\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-39416\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Kevin-Shakely-300x205.jpg\" alt=\"Kevin Shakely\" width=\"300\" height=\"205\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-39416\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Kevin-Shakely-300x205.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Kevin-Shakely-486x333.jpg 486w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Kevin-Shakely.jpg 505w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Some of you may remember the coverage we&#8217;ve been doing on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39272\">Kevin Shakely<\/a>, the little weasel-dick who went AWOL 7 years ago and now claimed to local media that he&#8217;d been discharged, although the Army disagrees. Well, apparently some in the media see it our way. A reporter emailed to tell us that Shakely&#8217;s court martial has been delayed for a month&#8230;get this&#8230;because he needs dental work.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, he&#8217;s been AWOL for seven years, but now, suddenly, he needs to take care of his rotting choppers. He screwed the taxpayers out of any honorable service, now he&#8217;s going to screw them for some fillings (I&#8217;m guessing, I don&#8217;t what he needs, but it&#8217;s supposed to delay the court martial a month).<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s plenty of time for him to get his teeth fixed in Leavenworth, I hear they have a fine prison dentist there. I guess he wants a perfect smile for that first impression he makes on his new roomie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some of you may remember the coverage we&#8217;ve been doing on Kevin Shakely, the little weasel-dick &hellip; <a title=\"Shakley update\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39415\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Shakley update<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shitbags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39415\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}