{"id":39300,"date":"2014-01-14T15:39:38","date_gmt":"2014-01-14T20:39:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=39300"},"modified":"2014-01-14T15:41:53","modified_gmt":"2014-01-14T20:41:53","slug":"charles-lattuca-iii-another-tattoo-phony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39300","title":{"rendered":"Charles Lattuca III; another tattoo phony"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Charles<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Scotty sends<\/a> us his work on Chucky Lattuca<\/a>, a real party dude. He claims to be an Army major, Infantry and Ranger, of course, and he has tattoos to prove it if you don’t believe him;<\/p>\n

\"Charles<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Yeah, well, here it comes. NPRC says “Who?”;<\/p>\n

\"Charles<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

I’m guessing that he went to JROTC once, so he figures he deserves some sort of recognition for his sacrifice, kind of like Stermer, or Steamer, or whatever his name was. I knew that Lattucca was legit the minute I saw the dogtags, because I was watching this new show on Azteca TV (a Spanish language channel). The show is called “La Teniente<\/a>“. It is about this chick who hunts terrorists and she was wearing her dog tags on the outside of her t-shirt (with the sleeves cut off) while she was chasing this terrorist around last night, so Chuckie here is legit, without a doubt.<\/p>\n

Like Wittgenfeld, Lattuca doesn’t look quite so cool in his mug shot. I think they go to the same barber;<\/p>\n

\"Charles<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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