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Scotty sends us<\/a> his work on Christopher Lang<\/a>, that’s him above wearing the SEAL trident while cutting the wedding cake with his new bride. I’ll bet he’s glad that he didn’t invite Derek Church<\/a> to the wedding, so everyone can have a slice. <\/p>\n

But Christopher was in the Navy – well, Navy Reserves and his long and storied career barely fits on his FOIA;<\/p>\n

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Yup, he spent more than five entire months in the Reserves. His only award is the National Defense Service Medal, so he has that going for him. But it looks like he never even made it to boot camp, let alone BUD\/S. So, Congratulations, Christopher, you’re famous now. Lucky for you, Secretary Mabus declared the entire Navy <\/a>to be SEALs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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