{"id":39099,"date":"2013-12-31T11:30:19","date_gmt":"2013-12-31T16:30:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=39099"},"modified":"2013-12-31T11:34:06","modified_gmt":"2013-12-31T16:34:06","slug":"happy-new-year-dickweeds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39099","title":{"rendered":"Happy New Year, dickweeds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2295\/2153442210_9402b5d710.jpg\" alt=\"New Year's toast\" width=\"500\" height=\"396\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Thanks to all of you for making TAH a part of your days throughout the last year. Thanks for your great comments and all of those clicks you made on our ads. Thanks to all of the bloggers who&#8217;ve linked to us. <\/p>\n<p>Thanks to all of the phonies who make this job so easy. Thanks to Joe Bite Me for being such a fool. Thanks to Gordon Duff for being a lunatic. Thanks to VoteVets for being so transparently partisan. Thanks to the trolls who drive the traffic. Thanks to the Washington Post and New York Times for being tools. Thanks to Paul Wickre for being an inept chickenshit clown. <\/p>\n<p>Thanks to the stable of great co-bloggers who cover for me on my frequent trips to DC. Thanks for all of your tips when I&#8217;m too lazy to look for stuff to write about. Thanks to Mary and Scotty for their hard work.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to everyone who makes this the best job I&#8217;ve ever had. May your 2014 be as satisfying for you as I expect mine to be. See you next year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to all of you for making TAH a part of your days throughout the last &hellip; <a title=\"Happy New Year, dickweeds\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39099\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Happy New Year, dickweeds<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39099"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39099\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}