{"id":3909,"date":"2008-10-12T07:16:19","date_gmt":"2008-10-12T11:16:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=3909"},"modified":"2008-10-12T07:16:19","modified_gmt":"2008-10-12T11:16:19","slug":"an-american-carol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=3909","title":{"rendered":"An American Carol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I finally broke down and paid full price for a movie this weekend. I had to&#8230;the local theater playing &#8220;An American Carol&#8221; only had two showings every day and both were in the evening. I know I sound like a tightwad, but I am, I guess.<\/p>\n<p>I enjoyed the movie, but then I liked Zucker&#8217;s other movies, too, all the way back to &#8220;Kentucky Fried Movie&#8221;. Some of the stereotypes of the Liberals in the movie were almost painfully accurate. And we&#8217;ve seen that Bill O&#8217;Reilly is great as an actor as long as he only plays himself.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure not all of the actors were Conservatives. David Alan Grier and Paris Hilton are two glaring examples.<\/p>\n<p>You probably won&#8217;t hear this many places, but An American Carol beat it&#8217;s main rival Bill Mahar&#8217;s Religulous last weekend, Zucker&#8217;s finishing eighth over Mahar&#8217;s 10th place finish.<\/p>\n<p>If you want to laugh at Arab terrorists in public again, if the thought of judge Dennis Hopper defending the 10 Commandments from zombie ACLU lawyers with a shotgun is your cup of tea, get out there and watch An American Carol this weekend. It was worth paying full price.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I finally broke down and paid full price for a movie this weekend. I had to&#8230;the &hellip; <a title=\"An American Carol\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=3909\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">An American Carol<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3909"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3909\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}