{"id":39031,"date":"2013-12-26T13:29:30","date_gmt":"2013-12-26T18:29:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=39031"},"modified":"2013-12-26T15:25:36","modified_gmt":"2013-12-26T20:25:36","slug":"jonathan-jenson-embellishing-officer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39031","title":{"rendered":"Jonathan Jenson; embellishing officer (Updated)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=39032\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-39032\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jonathan-jensen.jpg\" alt=\"Jonathan Jenson\" width=\"80\" height=\"80\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-39032\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Ya know for some people making Captain in the Army would be good enough, but this fellow, Jonathan Jenson, didn&#8217;t think that was good enough so he tacked on 32 more years and change and wounded himself, I guess to impress the folks at church. <\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=39033\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-39033\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jonathan-jensen-Linked-in-head-300x127.png\" alt=\"Jonathan Jensen Linked in head\" width=\"300\" height=\"127\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-39033\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jonathan-jensen-Linked-in-head-300x127.png 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jonathan-jensen-Linked-in-head-500x212.png 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jonathan-jensen-Linked-in-head.png 648w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=39034\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-39034\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jonathan-Jenson-Linked-In-300x184.png\" alt=\"Jonathan Jenson Linked In\" width=\"300\" height=\"184\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-39034\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jonathan-Jenson-Linked-In-300x184.png 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jonathan-Jenson-Linked-In-500x307.png 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jonathan-Jenson-Linked-In.png 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s his real records;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=39035\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-39035\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jonatan-Jenson-FOIA-230x300.jpg\" alt=\"Jonatan Jenson FOIA\" width=\"230\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-39035\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jonatan-Jenson-FOIA-230x300.jpg 230w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jonatan-Jenson-FOIA-256x333.jpg 256w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jonatan-Jenson-FOIA.jpg 1030w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 230px) 100vw, 230px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>And his perfectly honorable career before he shat upon it all;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=39036\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-39036\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jonathan-Jenson-assignments-300x198.png\" alt=\"Jonathan Jenson assignments\" width=\"300\" height=\"198\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-39036\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jonathan-Jenson-assignments-300x198.png 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jonathan-Jenson-assignments-500x330.png 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jonathan-Jenson-assignments.png 972w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>If he had retired this year, he&#8217;d still be in the database, but, nope, the only Jonathan Jenson is a buck sergeant in Georgia.<\/p>\n<p>That work was all <a href=\"http:\/\/scotty-stolenvaloroffendersexposed.blogspot.com\/2013\/12\/jonathan-jenson-us-army-retired-combat.html\">Scotty&#8217;s<\/a> by the way.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE:<\/strong> A workmate of Jenson&#8217;s sent us this picture of the wall in his cubical;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=39038\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-39038\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/jenson-cube-300x221.jpg\" alt=\"jenson-cube\" width=\"300\" height=\"221\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-39038\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/jenson-cube-300x221.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/jenson-cube-450x333.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/jenson-cube.jpg 736w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>A screen shot of a conversation wherein he establishes his Ranger creds;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=39040\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-39040\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jenson-Ranger-300x225.png\" alt=\"Jenson Ranger\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-39040\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jenson-Ranger-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jenson-Ranger-444x333.png 444w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Jenson-Ranger.png 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>There was an ROTC Ranger School class 501-1973, but that was a year before there were any Ranger Battalions. The 1st Ranger Battalion was activated August 1974. I wonder which is Jenson in the class photo;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=39041\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-39041\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Ranger-class-501-1973-300x145.jpg\" alt=\"Ranger class 501-1973\" width=\"300\" height=\"145\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-39041\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Ranger-class-501-1973-300x145.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Ranger-class-501-1973-500x241.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Ranger-class-501-1973.jpg 674w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <\/center><\/p>\n<p>Besides, there&#8217;s no mention of him having attended Ranger School in his records.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ya know for some people making Captain in the Army would be good enough, but this &hellip; <a title=\"Jonathan Jenson; embellishing officer (Updated)\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=39031\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Jonathan Jenson; embellishing officer (Updated)<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39031"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39031\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}