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$\"Jonathan$ <\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Ya know for some people making Captain in the Army would be good enough, but this fellow, Jonathan Jenson, didn’t think that was good enough so he tacked on 32 more years and change and wounded himself, I guess to impress the folks at church. <\/p>\n

$\"Jonathan$ <\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Here’s his real records;<\/p>\n

$\"Jonatan$ <\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

And his perfectly honorable career before he shat upon it all;<\/p>\n

$\"Jonathan$ <\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

If he had retired this year, he’d still be in the database, but, nope, the only Jonathan Jenson is a buck sergeant in Georgia.<\/p>\n

That work was all Scotty’s<\/a> by the way.<\/p>\n

UPDATE:<\/strong> A workmate of Jenson’s sent us this picture of the wall in his cubical;<\/p>\n

$\"jenson-cube\"$ <\/a><\/center><\/p>\n
A screen shot of a conversation wherein he establishes his Ranger creds;<\/p>\n
$\"Jenson$ <\/a><\/center><\/p>\n
There was an ROTC Ranger School class 501-1973, but that was a year before there were any Ranger Battalions. The 1st Ranger Battalion was activated August 1974. I wonder which is Jenson in the class photo;<\/p>\n
$\"Ranger$ <\/a> <\/center><\/p>\n
Besides, there’s no mention of him having attended Ranger School in his records.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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