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$\"Jeff$ <\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Scotty sends us his work<\/a> on Jeff Orchard, yet another secret squirrel special forces, green beret who doesn’t want to talk about the operations that are black. Well, except on that totally secure Facebook thing. Apparently, he was still fighting the commies in Vietnam in 1978, even though we famously evacuated that country in 1975 (well, that’s what “They” want you to think). Orchard claims that he retired as Sergeant Major, but they still call him back into service occasionally, you know because he’s such an asset and no one can do what he does (thank you, Hollywood, for all of those stupid movies).<\/p>\n

I know you believe this all so far, so I really hate to burst your bubble;<\/p>\n

$\"Jeffrey$ <\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

That Special Forces stuff ain’t flying either. He was a red leg and a recruiter (not that there’s anything wrong with that);<\/p>\n

$\"Jeffrey$ <\/a> <\/center><\/p>\n

And, oh, yeah, even if we were in Vietnam in 1978, he wasn’t in the Army until 1982. Merry Christmas, dipshit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"