{"id":38921,"date":"2013-12-19T11:21:41","date_gmt":"2013-12-19T16:21:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=38921"},"modified":"2013-12-19T11:31:06","modified_gmt":"2013-12-19T16:31:06","slug":"air-force-amy-paragon-of-integrity-and-nevada-hooker-is-to-be-trusted-im-super-super-cereal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=38921","title":{"rendered":"“Air Force Amy”, paragon of integrity and Nevada hooker is to be trusted! I’m super, super cereal!"},"content":{"rendered":"

There is a devious and dastardly person amongst us my friends.\u00a0 Not here at TAH, but someone so depraved and malicious that they would stoop to nothing to take down a cherished celebrity prostitute by using artifice to convince us she\u2019s a stolen valor hooker.<\/p>\n

The plot went like this:<\/p>\n

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  1. Create fake We Served profile using false name and pictures of Air Force Amy.<\/li>\n
  2. \u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/li>\n
  3. Air Force Amy is defamed, and her occupation as a 48 year old sex worker suffers from folks thinking she was fake.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Devious.\u00a0 Just straight devious.<\/p>\n

    Ms Amy wrote me repeatedly yesterday stressing that she never created this profile:<\/p>\n

    \"Air<\/a><\/p>\n

    Now granted, the bio exactly matches the one she has on her website, the pictures are her, but the devious bastard mentioned above used someone else\u2019s name.\u00a0 It reminds me of when Sheldon paid for the DVD that Leonard never returned, and then waited 7 years to use it to win an argument.\u00a0 Just straight devious.<\/p>\n

    Now, I would love to make things right, but \u201cAir Force Amy\u201d says she won\u2019t give us her name.\u00a0 She plans to sue us, but apparently she thinks she can do that under an assumed name or something.\u00a0 If there is one thing I have learned in my 10 years of blogging and 40 years of life it is this, if you can\u2019t trust a 48 hooker who once spanked a man in a diaper on HBO, you can\u2019t trust anyone.\u00a0 I mean sure, she brags about how she \u201ctraded sexual favors with an airman at base ops and got transferred to Nellis AFB in Las Vegas\u201d but she was also voted \u201cBest Legal Prostitute\u201d by the Reno News and Review and also \u201cOhio State, Pony Hunter Grand Champion.\u201d\u00a0 You can understand her wanting to correct this grave injustice since she has such a great reputation to defend.\u00a0 Porn Stars who act in movies with Ron Jeremy (which possibly explains the pony hunter thing) are among the most honest of all people, as numerous public polls have shown.<\/p>\n

    Again though, she refuses to actually verify any of the bullshit<\/del>, I mean facts, that she claims about herself, so we should just take her word for it.<\/p>\n

    So, we have no reason to doubt, or ability to verify her claim that she was honorably discharged as an E5 after banging an airman to get transferred to Nellis.\u00a0 (Google it) Additionally, we have no way to refute or confirm that:<\/p>\n

    I am highly Decorated USAF disabled Veteran, including an extremely hard to get Meritorious Service Medal. I received numerous awards such as \u201cAirman of the Year\u201d, \u201cWoman of the Year\u201d, and \u201cS.P. of the Year\u201d. I was promoted twice \u201cBelow the Zone\u201d (earlier than my peers). I also received the \u201cJohn Levitow Award, the Highest Academic Award achievable.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    I don\u2019t think I even need to go into that stuff.\u00a0 Just take her word for it, despite the people saying you can’t get promoted twice BTZ for an E5. I don’t know, and I don’t care, because I trust Amy as much as I trust Santa bringing me a new pony.<\/p>\n

    I was an Air Base Ground Defense Instructor and Anti -Terrorism Specialist. I also performed Law Enforcement and Security duties. I worked with the Diplomatic Security Service, The Office of Special Investigations, Naval Intelligence, Army Special Forces, Navy Seals and thousands upon thousands of the sexiest hard-bodied men and women throughout all branches of the U.S. and Foreign Governments.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

    All believable.\u00a0 When I was a cub scout I trained a SWAT team on making fire with a stick and bow. Thoroughly and completely believable without any documentation, and shame on any of you for doubting it.\u00a0<\/p>\n

    So, as Amy prepares her legal claim against us, I will take down the previous post.\u00a0 It will stay down until she files and we are able to verify all her claims.\u00a0 Unless of course she just disappears and doesn\u2019t prove any of it, in which case it will go back up.\u00a0 Because if there is a bigger threat to the economic livelihood of a 48 year old hooker than gravity, it is Stolen Valor claims from a website that stood for 10 months before she complained.\u00a0<\/p>\n

    Of course, it would be easiest if she just provided a DD214 that we would FOIA anyway when she files suit.\u00a0 But let\u2019s do it her way.<\/p>\n

    NOTE: I am not linking to her website, if you want to google her, just go ahead, but I accidentally hit a link at work yesterday and am waiting for IT to come ask me just what I was doing.\u00a0 Almost as bad as the time I accidentally pulled up pictures of Ron Mailahn\u2019s junk by accident.<\/p>\n

    To see Amy in all her intellectual glory, you can watch her and intellectual giant “Bunny Love” on some dopey TV show:<\/p>\n