{"id":38918,"date":"2013-12-19T10:56:55","date_gmt":"2013-12-19T15:56:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=38918"},"modified":"2013-12-19T10:56:55","modified_gmt":"2013-12-19T15:56:55","slug":"i-want-obamacare-because-i-want-to-be-like-this-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=38918","title":{"rendered":"I want Obamacare because I want to be like this guy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=38919\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-38919\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/pajamaboy-300x162.jpg\" alt=\"pajamaboy\" width=\"300\" height=\"162\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-38919\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/pajamaboy-300x162.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/pajamaboy-500x271.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/pajamaboy.jpg 1160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Seriously, do they honestly think that this little dork would tempt me into the Obamacare mess? If I were to caption the photo, I&#8217;d put &#8220;I&#8217;m not crazy, my mother had me tested.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously, do they honestly think that this little dork would tempt me into the Obamacare mess? &hellip; <a title=\"I want Obamacare because I want to be like this guy\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=38918\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I want Obamacare because I want to be like this guy<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[177],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dumbass-bullshit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38918"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38918\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}