{"id":38836,"date":"2013-12-12T18:12:04","date_gmt":"2013-12-12T23:12:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=38836"},"modified":"2013-12-12T18:12:04","modified_gmt":"2013-12-12T23:12:04","slug":"north-korea-executes-dear-uncle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=38836","title":{"rendered":"North Korea executes dear uncle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pinto Nag <a href=\"http:\/\/worldnews.nbcnews.com\/_news\/2013\/12\/12\/21880254-north-korea-executes-uncle-of-leader-kim-jong-un-report?lite\">sends us the news<\/a> that Kim Jong Un, otherwise <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=29502\">known around here as NDtBF<\/a>, had his uncle, Jang Song Thaek. He had a long string of charges against him, and he sounds like he was a good guy to party with, well, maybe not in North Korea, but somewhere else, maybe;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>On Monday, the isolated regime announced that Jang had been dismissed from his vaunted official post for a string of criminal acts, including corruption, womanizing and drug-taking. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;All the crimes committed by the accused were proved in the course of hearing and were admitted by him,&#8221; KCNA stated on Thursday \u2014 in a report that claimed that &#8220;people throughout the country broke in to angry shouts&#8221; when they heard of Jang&#8217;s alleged crimes.<\/p>\n<p>The over-the-top report goes on to call Jang &#8220;despicable human scum.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well, at least he admitted to his crimes &#8211; oh, yeah &#8211; they thought he was trying to overthrow NDtBF, too. Like someone would make a conscious decision to be in charge of that gigantic jug-f**k.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pinto Nag sends us the news that Kim Jong Un, otherwise known around here as NDtBF, &hellip; <a title=\"North Korea executes dear uncle\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=38836\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">North Korea executes dear uncle<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[214],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-north-korea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38836"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38836\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}