{"id":38629,"date":"2013-11-26T16:21:36","date_gmt":"2013-11-26T21:21:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=38629"},"modified":"2013-11-26T16:24:22","modified_gmt":"2013-11-26T21:24:22","slug":"whats-wrong-with-the-gays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=38629","title":{"rendered":"Whats wrong with the gays?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, so the second greatest moment of my life just happened:\u00a0 a gay midget just came in at the bar I was having lunch at and danced to Copa Cabana.<\/p>\n<p>But my real problem is I was fighting with my waiter, wearing tight jeans, who argued that Shannon Daugherty was better in Charmed than Rose McGowan.<\/p>\n<p>Dude, he&#8217;s nuts right?\u00a0 No one in their right mind thinks Daugherty&gt;McGowan, right?\u00a0 It must be some gay thing I am not privy too, right?\u00a0 I mean, there I am watching the greatest thing ever, and I have to correct someone on something so obvious?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m half tempted to contact me Senators to protest removing DADT on this ground only, and I would be right to do so, right?<\/p>\n<p>Jesus I am angry.\u00a0 I get wanting another man, I mean, I watched the Tom Brady crush video Sunday night, but this is nuts.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0BTW: I played this on the Juke Box, so I win.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xat1GVnl8-k\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, so the second greatest moment of my life just happened:\u00a0 a gay midget just came &hellip; <a title=\"Whats wrong with the gays?\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=38629\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Whats wrong with the gays?<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38629"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38629\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}