{"id":38624,"date":"2013-11-26T16:09:05","date_gmt":"2013-11-26T21:09:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=38624"},"modified":"2013-11-26T16:09:05","modified_gmt":"2013-11-26T21:09:05","slug":"jono-senk-hairy-scary-ranger-dude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=38624","title":{"rendered":"Jono Senk; Hairy Scary Ranger dude"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Jono<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Meet Jono Senk, the co-founder and CEO of Hairy Scary Evolutions. his records were sent to us by Don Shipley who writes “Got a good one for ya, Jonn… I’m always looking for an excuse to attack an Army Guy. Jono (Johanthan) likes to wear wigs in that attached story<\/a> but at least he ain’t cutting off his wiener yet; that’s a SEAL thing…<\/em>” yeah, the article is about some schmo who ripped off a family whose daughter was missing in Curacao. Jono was hired by this guy, Frank Jones, to help recover the daughter and Jones screwed them all and took off with the money and then ended up in jail. So how did Jono get into the mercenary thing? Well, he claims that he was in the 75th Ranger Regiment. Technically, that’s true. Here’s his FOIA;<\/p>\n

\"Jono<\/a> <\/center><\/p>\n

He served three years and exited as a Private First Class – an E-3 in the Army. Here are his assignments and awards;<\/p>\n

\"Jono<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

It looks like after jump school, he went to the 101st Airborne Division (which wasn’t really airborne in the parachute sense at the time) for about a year and then volunteered to go to the 3\/75th Rangers at Fort Benning. After eight months there, he went out to Dahlonega, Georgia, where the regiment has their Mountain Phase at Camp Frank Merrill for about 14 months. I’m guessing that he was one of the support personnel for that phase of the school. As a PFC with less than two years in service, I doubt he was an instructor. <\/p>\n

At his Facebook page<\/a>, he lists himself as having served in the 75th Ranger Regiment, which, as I said before is technically true, but I’m pretty sure that he wouldn’t be happy if these records got around – because that’s not the impression that he wants to create. So, I’m not putting him in the phony category, but I am putting him in the dumbass group.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Meet Jono Senk, the co-founder and CEO of Hairy Scary Evolutions. his records were sent to … Jono Senk; Hairy Scary Ranger dude<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[177],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dumbass-bullshit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38624"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38624\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}