I’m a police officer in Houston, while I was working an extra job for Walmart security, this knucklehead made a beeline for me trying to impress me with war stories that had holes bigger than the Fulda Gap. Said he was coming from Ft Carson and enroute to Ft Hood.<\/p>\n
Unfortunately Houston is nowhere near that route. Then changed his story to say he was in town to teach unarmed combat to police and deputies. Stated he had returned from Iraq two weeks ago where he had been shot in the chest with a .50 desert eagle but had survived with a broken sternum.<\/p>\n
When I said “so, a Colonel, that’s like an, 0-3, right, dude?” He said, “yeah, man, that’s exactly right.”<\/p>\n
I let him keep going right up to the point he was going to leave and then I showed him my CAC card which identifies me as a Army Captain, and told him I knew he was faking and told him about the Stolen Valor act.<\/p>\n
He got all sulky and said he was wearing the uniform in honor of his brother who was killed in Afghanistan two weeks ago, and then tried to say he wears the uniform for deer hunting.<\/p>\n
He skittered off like a scared deer after I told him to beat it. I’d appreciate it if you could repost for a heads up to the Houston area.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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