{"id":38470,"date":"2013-11-17T07:58:23","date_gmt":"2013-11-17T12:58:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=38470"},"modified":"2013-11-17T07:58:23","modified_gmt":"2013-11-17T12:58:23","slug":"joseph-haley-another-tattooed-phony-hero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=38470","title":{"rendered":"Joseph Haley; another tattooed phony hero"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=38471\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-38471\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Joseph-Haley-photo-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Joseph Haley photo\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-38471\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Joseph-Haley-photo-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Joseph-Haley-photo-249x333.jpg 249w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Joseph-Haley-photo.jpg 1224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>This is Joseph Haley. You know he&#8217;s legit because of his tattoos, right? I mean what kind of doofus would have themselves disfigured with military stuff that they didn&#8217;t earn, huh? He lives in Nashua, New Hampshire and hides behind his war stories of battling evil in the world in Central American and the Middle East. He claims that he&#8217;s wiped out entire villages by himself. He fought terrorists in Nicaragua over oil &#8211; I&#8217;m guessing it was banana oil because there&#8217;s virtually no petroleum in Nicaragua as evidenced by their extreme poverty there.<\/p>\n<p>He claims that he took a settlement for his healthcare from the Army so he&#8217;s not eligible for VA benefits. He flashes his tattoo to the cops when he&#8217;s arrested like it&#8217;s an ID card or something. Here&#8217;s what he claims he earned;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=38472\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-38472\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Joseph-Haley-Shadow-Box-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Joseph Haley Shadow Box\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-38472\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Joseph-Haley-Shadow-Box-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Joseph-Haley-Shadow-Box.jpg 360w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>His daring do is his excuse to beat women, too. He tells his wild-ass tales in his kids&#8217; classrooms at school. I can only imagine what impressions about military service he gives the youngsters.<\/p>\n<p>But the Army says, &#8220;Who?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=38474\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-38474\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Joseph-Haley-FOIA-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"Joseph Haley FOIA\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-38474\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Joseph-Haley-FOIA-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Joseph-Haley-FOIA-222x333.jpg 222w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Joseph-Haley-FOIA.jpg 385w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is Joseph Haley. You know he&#8217;s legit because of his tattoos, right? 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