{"id":38428,"date":"2013-11-14T14:20:58","date_gmt":"2013-11-14T19:20:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=38428"},"modified":"2013-11-14T14:22:03","modified_gmt":"2013-11-14T19:22:03","slug":"floridas-homer-simpson-arrested-for-impersonating-a-us-marshal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=38428","title":{"rendered":"Florida&#8217;s Homer Simpson arrested for impersonating a US marshal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Homer Simpson, using the name Charles Barry, used his father&#8217;s badge to get discounted doughnuts at a Dunkin&#8217; Donuts franchise in Florida. I guess the cops thought that was serious enough to have an undercover cop waiting for him, according to a link sent to us by Andy from <a href=\"http:\/\/gma.yahoo.com\/blogs\/abc-blogs\/florida-man-accused-impersonating-cop-discounted-doughnuts-005650463--abc-news-topstories.html\">ABC News<\/a>;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> &#8220;Yesterday, we had an undercover deputy in the store,&#8221; Pasco County Sheriff&#8217;s Office spokesman Douglas Tobin said. &#8220;He usually comes in at the same time. This time, he didn&#8217;t show his badge, but we had enough reason to arrest him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The previous alleged incidents occurred June 6, 7, and 12.<\/p>\n<p>Police said they found a .38-caliber revolver in his pocket during the arrest, as well as ammunition in the vehicle.<\/p>\n<p>Barry was charged with impersonating a law enforcement officer and improper exhibition of a firearm or dangerous weapon. He was released Tuesday on $5,150 bail.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I guess that the cops were upset that someone was taking a piece of their stash. I&#8217;m glad this crime is solved finally.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Homer Simpson, using the name Charles Barry, used his father&#8217;s badge to get discounted doughnuts at &hellip; <a title=\"Florida&#8217;s Homer Simpson arrested for impersonating a US marshal\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=38428\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Florida&#8217;s Homer Simpson arrested for impersonating a US marshal<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[185],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38428"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38428\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}