{"id":38369,"date":"2013-11-11T05:54:53","date_gmt":"2013-11-11T10:54:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=38369"},"modified":"2013-11-11T05:56:13","modified_gmt":"2013-11-11T10:56:13","slug":"yes-ive-seen-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=38369","title":{"rendered":"Yes, I&#8217;ve seen him"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every place I turn, I see this guy&#8217;s face &#8211; my email, Facebook, my phone text messages. So, this is to let you know that I&#8217;m not blind. He&#8217;s a fat piece of shit and he does this every year to get attention and I&#8217;m not giving him any. Besides, Mother Nature has been more brutal to him than I could ever be. <\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=38370\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-38370\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Well-fed-dork-300x205.jpg\" alt=\"Well fed dork\" width=\"300\" height=\"205\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-38370\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Well-fed-dork-300x205.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Well-fed-dork-486x333.jpg 486w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Well-fed-dork.jpg 796w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t believe that anyone would mistake this turd for a real veteran, anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every place I turn, I see this guy&#8217;s face &#8211; my email, Facebook, my phone text &hellip; <a title=\"Yes, I&#8217;ve seen him\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=38369\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yes, I&#8217;ve seen him<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shitbags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}