{"id":38256,"date":"2013-11-02T21:06:24","date_gmt":"2013-11-03T01:06:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=38256"},"modified":"2013-11-02T21:06:24","modified_gmt":"2013-11-03T01:06:24","slug":"eugene-storley-the-phony-marine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=38256","title":{"rendered":"Eugene Storley; the phony Marine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=38258\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-38258\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Eugene-Storley-300x212.jpg\" alt=\"Eugene Storley\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-38258\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Eugene-Storley-300x212.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Eugene-Storley.jpg 461w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>We wrote about <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=36413\">Eugene Storley back in June <\/a>when it was news that he stopped a bank robbery down in Florida. And then<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=36471\"> we talked about him again<\/a> when it was discovered that he himself had bombed a bank during his misspent youth. Then we got to wondering if he was even a Marine. Turns out, nope, according to the National Personnel Records Center;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=38257\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-38257\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Eugene-Storley-FOIA-275x300.jpg\" alt=\"Eugene Storley FOIA\" width=\"275\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-38257\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Eugene-Storley-FOIA-275x300.jpg 275w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Eugene-Storley-FOIA-306x333.jpg 306w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Eugene-Storley-FOIA.jpg 514w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 275px) 100vw, 275px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re wondering what Mary used to search for his records, it was his social security number (he uses two, by the way).<\/p>\n<p>Good for him that he stopped a bank robbery, but, that was good enough, he should have stopped right there before his mouth overloaded his ass. I wonder if he&#8217;s also a member of the US Veterans MC like those two other phonies that we found in Brevard County.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We wrote about Eugene Storley back in June when it was news that he stopped a &hellip; <a title=\"Eugene Storley; the phony Marine\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=38256\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Eugene Storley; the phony Marine<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}