{"id":38244,"date":"2013-11-02T06:59:39","date_gmt":"2013-11-02T10:59:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=38244"},"modified":"2013-11-02T06:59:39","modified_gmt":"2013-11-02T10:59:39","slug":"jonathan-cornboy-parham-phony-rangersf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=38244","title":{"rendered":"Jonathan &#8220;Cornboy&#8221; Parham; phony Ranger\/SF"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>CATM sends us a link to <a href=\"http:\/\/guardianofvalor.com\/jonathan-jon-cornboy-parham-fake-special-forces-ranger-wounded-warrior\/\">Guardian of Valor<\/a> latest bust, Jonathan &#8220;Cornboy&#8221; Parham. He says the nickname comes from the fact that he drinks moonshine, I&#8217;m guessing that he reached his limit. He claims to be a Ranger, but he wears special forces officer brass on his uniform;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=38245\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-38245\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Jonathon-Cornboy-Parham-300x209.jpg\" alt=\"Jonathon Cornboy Parham\" width=\"300\" height=\"209\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-38245\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Jonathon-Cornboy-Parham-300x209.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Jonathon-Cornboy-Parham-477x333.jpg 477w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Jonathon-Cornboy-Parham.jpg 845w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <\/center><\/p>\n<p>The folks at GoV have been keeping an eye for him months and the National Personnel Records Center can&#8217;t find any records on him anywhere. So as a last resort, the GoV folks engaged him in conversation and told him that he&#8217;s a phony. he admitted it, but, ya know what? It&#8217;s someone else&#8217;s fault &#8211; the government should make it illegal to buy a uniform and all of the bling he sticks to it, so he wouldn&#8217;t pretend to be a fake-stick.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=38246\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-38246\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Jonathan-Cornboy-Parham-excuse-244x300.png\" alt=\"Jonathan Cornboy Parham excuse\" width=\"244\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-38246\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Jonathan-Cornboy-Parham-excuse-244x300.png 244w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Jonathan-Cornboy-Parham-excuse-271x333.png 271w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Jonathan-Cornboy-Parham-excuse.png 459w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 244px) 100vw, 244px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CATM sends us a link to Guardian of Valor latest bust, Jonathan &#8220;Cornboy&#8221; Parham. He says &hellip; <a title=\"Jonathan &#8220;Cornboy&#8221; Parham; phony Ranger\/SF\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=38244\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Jonathan &#8220;Cornboy&#8221; Parham; phony Ranger\/SF<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38244"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38244\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}