{"id":38228,"date":"2013-10-31T16:06:39","date_gmt":"2013-10-31T20:06:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=38228"},"modified":"2013-10-31T16:06:39","modified_gmt":"2013-10-31T20:06:39","slug":"stupid-terrorist-tricks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=38228","title":{"rendered":"Stupid Terrorist Tricks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Headline says it all:<\/p>\n<p id=\"content_0_maincontent_0_h1ConversationHeadline\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/InstaBlog\/2013\/10\/31\/Suicide-Bomber-Blows-Himself-Up-on-Empty-Mediterranean-Beach\"><strong>Suicide Bomber Blows Himself Up on Empty Mediterranean Beach<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Seems as if he was observed and chased away from the hotel he was apparently targeting.\u00a0 So he fled to an empty beach nearby &#8211; and executed his one-way mission.\u00a0 Solo.<\/p>\n<p>A second suicide bomber, possibly in a separate and unrelated attack, was reportedly noted and disarmed by Tunisian security forces before he could execute his mission (or anyone else).\u00a0 Good job, guys.<\/p>\n<p>Wonder if you still get &#8220;72 virgins&#8221; if you only take yourself out &#8211; or fail in your mission completely?\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Headline says it all: Suicide Bomber Blows Himself Up on Empty Mediterranean Beach Seems as if &hellip; <a title=\"Stupid Terrorist Tricks\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=38228\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Stupid Terrorist Tricks<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,177,7,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-dumbass-bullshit","category-terror-war","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}