{"id":38210,"date":"2013-10-30T17:31:56","date_gmt":"2013-10-30T21:31:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=38210"},"modified":"2013-10-30T20:08:05","modified_gmt":"2013-10-31T00:08:05","slug":"you-couldnt-make-this-sht-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=38210","title":{"rendered":"You Couldn&#8217;t Make This Sh!t Up . . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The following screen was reportedly shown by Healthcare.gov about 30 minutes before HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius testified before the House Energy and Commerce Committee today:<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn.breitbart.com\/mediaserver\/Breitbart\/Big-Government\/2013\/10\/30\/site%20down.png\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>Spot checks reportedly verified that the message was seen by users in multiple states (North Carolina, Virginia, Utah, Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Nevada, Colorado, New Mexico, New York, Maryland, Vermont, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Hawaii, Kentucky, Minnesota, and New Hampshire).  So it seems highly unlikely this was due to an outage at the state level. <\/p>\n<p>But I guess that must not be the case.\u00a0 According to Secretary Sebelius today, <a href=\"www.breitbart.com\/Big-Government\/2013\/10\/30\/Minutes-Before-Sebelius-Testimony-ObamaCare-Site-Crashes\"><em>&#8220;The website never crashed.\u00a0It is functional, but at a very slow speed and very low reliability.\u201d<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As I said in the title:  you couldn&#8217;t make this sh!t up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following screen was reportedly shown by Healthcare.gov about 30 minutes before HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius &hellip; <a title=\"You Couldn&#8217;t Make This Sh!t Up . . . .\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=38210\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">You Couldn&#8217;t Make This Sh!t Up . . . .<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[213,88],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-your-tax-dollars-at-work","category-health-care-debate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38210"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38210\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}