{"id":38205,"date":"2013-10-30T12:38:55","date_gmt":"2013-10-30T16:38:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=38205"},"modified":"2013-10-30T12:45:25","modified_gmt":"2013-10-30T16:45:25","slug":"do-gooders-bother-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=38205","title":{"rendered":"Do-gooders bother me"},"content":{"rendered":"

My hippie chick code monkey sends us this link<\/a>. Some busybody in Fargo, ND is going to put fat kids’ parents on notice that The Village is watching by handing out this letter to kids on Hallowe’en tomorrow night that she thinks are chunky;<\/p>\n

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“I just want to send a message to the parents of kids that are really overweight… I think it’s just really irresponsible of parents to send them out looking for free candy just ’cause all the other kids are doing it,” the woman said in a morning radio interview with Y-24. She wouldn’t identify herself.<\/p>\n

The letter states: “You child is, in my opinion, moderately obese and should not be consuming sugar and treats to the extent of some children this Halloween season.”<\/p>\n

It continues: “My hope is that you will step up as a parent and ration candy this Halloween and not allow your child to continue these unhealthy eating habits.” <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

No matter how nicely she tries to write it, she still comes off as a scold. If she doesn’t want to give out candy, she should just turn off her light and not answer the door instead of being the neighborhood hag. Or hand out apples or something. She didn’t identify herself, but I’m sure you’ll be able to find her house on the morning of November 1st.<\/p>\n

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