{"id":37789,"date":"2013-10-01T14:29:50","date_gmt":"2013-10-01T18:29:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=37789"},"modified":"2013-10-01T14:29:50","modified_gmt":"2013-10-01T18:29:50","slug":"robert-danny-hay-in-my-vmail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=37789","title":{"rendered":"Robert Danny Hay in my Vmail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The most entertaining thing I&#8217;ve ever done is put my cell phone number on the &#8220;Contact Us&#8221; page. Every jackwagon with a bone to pick with us calls and tries to threaten me. Case in point; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=37348\">Robert Danny Hay<\/a> called to tell me that his local police chief is going to &#8220;file charges&#8221; against me. <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"300\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/oE-Fj36OosQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>So, I&#8217;m sitting here waiting for the charges to be filed. I did call him back and that was when he told me that his secret squirrel records had been sealed for 50 years or some such bullshit. His records are sealed, but those classified records are plastered across the back of his truck. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The most entertaining thing I&#8217;ve ever done is put my cell phone number on the &#8220;Contact &hellip; <a title=\"Robert Danny Hay in my Vmail\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=37789\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Robert Danny Hay in my Vmail<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37789"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37789\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}