{"id":37709,"date":"2013-09-25T06:07:11","date_gmt":"2013-09-25T10:07:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=37709"},"modified":"2013-09-25T08:37:28","modified_gmt":"2013-09-25T12:37:28","slug":"random-headlines-from-our-crazy-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=37709","title":{"rendered":"Selected Headlines from Our Crazy World"},"content":{"rendered":"

Talk about distracted driving!\u00a0 Couple Spotted Apparently Having Sex While Driving On Ike<\/a> (For the record, the \u201cIke\u201d is I-290 in Chicago.)<\/p>\n

C’mon \u2013 the Whizzinato<\/a>r is so . . . 2005. ( Ask Onterrio Smith<\/a> about it.)\u00a0 Italian Long Distance Runner Accused of Using Fake Penis to Beat Doping Test<\/a><\/p>\n

It\u2019s not the rest of us that are \u201cweird\u201d, Miley.\u00a0 Miley Cyrus topless and tongue out for Rolling Stone, talks about America’s ‘weird’ morals<\/a><\/p>\n

What will those damn college kids try next during Rush Week?\u00a0 College student accused of trying to recreate ‘Grand Theft Auto’<\/a><\/p>\n

53%?\u00a0 Yeah, 53%.\u00a0 Apropos, actually, considering the last election. \u00a0Barack Obama is political king of the fake Twitter followers, with more than 19.5 MILLION online fans who don’t really exist<\/a><\/p>\n

Must be that \u201cnew math\u201d \u2013 from about Mar 2010 to Sep 2013 is apparently now considered \u201cmore than six years\u201d.\u00a0 Obama claims he hasn’t had a cigarette in 6 years — or has he?<\/a><\/p>\n

Sometimes you really do<\/span> need to see a doctor – or even call 911, pronto.\u00a0 Especially if you\u2019re experiencing chest pains, tightness in the chest, and are sweating.\u00a0 Cops: Man Found Dead In Car Had Just Googled His Symptoms<\/a><\/p>\n

Car died?\u00a0 Well, give it a funeral!\u00a0 Man gives his Porsche Cayenne a funeral at its last resting place<\/a><\/p>\n

I thought it was the Arkansas<\/em> Razorbacks.\u00a0 Wild Hogs Roam Streets, Scare People Near Atlanta<\/a><\/p>\n

I don\u2019t even<\/span> want to think about how it might taste or smell.\u00a0 ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ author to release novel-themed wine<\/a><\/p>\n

What\u2019s next \u2013 cat-hair encrusted baguettes?\u00a0 Parisian cat cafe offers “purr therapy” to animal-lovers<\/a><\/p>\n

Gee, who would have guessed?\u00a0 Amanda Bynes reportedly unfit to stand trial<\/a><\/p>\n

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Hat tip to Fox News and the Drudge Report for the above links.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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