{"id":37686,"date":"2013-09-23T08:00:47","date_gmt":"2013-09-23T12:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=37686"},"modified":"2013-09-23T08:31:42","modified_gmt":"2013-09-23T12:31:42","slug":"worst-jingle-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=37686","title":{"rendered":"Worst jingle ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, so I was worried about my Patriots yesterday.  Frankly, the team scares the bejesus out of me this year because the receivers are like Clifford Franklin from the Washington Sentinels.  Luckily, yesterday they pulled the good Clifford Franklin.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ozGNfNsnX6g\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>So anyway, I&#8217;m listening to the game streamed on the internet while watching the unwatchable Bills\/Jets game.  Only, every time the game goes into commercial there is the same fricken commercial, over and over and over.  It features this horrid jingle:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/KfUQ6T4o33Q\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Anyway, after I bitched on Facebook about it endlessly, people told me it runs in a ton of places.  Have you ever heard this crap song before?  I don&#8217;t want to say bad things about kids and such, but this is the worst song in history.  It was so bad I would just hit refresh over and over and wait until the game came back on.<\/p>\n<p>So has anyone heard this <del datetime=\"2013-09-23T11:55:37+00:00\">shit<\/del> horrid jingle before?<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE:  Looks like I am not alone, some dude from SF Gate said he&#8217;d rather drive his car off a <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.sfgate.com\/parenting\/2011\/02\/03\/great-now-my-toddler-is-singing-1-877-kars-4-kids\/\">cliff than donate to Kars4Kids<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I remember the first time I heard the jingle, while I was listening to KNBR during the morning kindergarten\/babysitter dropoff. Most radio ads are annoying, and I usually don\u2019t mind. I know a lot of nice people who work in radio and television. If hearing from Stephen Moskowitz every three minutes means a few of my friends get to keep their jobs, then God bless him and his no initial consultation fees. It\u2019s easy enough to tune this stuff out.<\/p>\n<p>But the 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS ad was different. Horribly, horribly different. This advertisement couldn\u2019t be ignored. It\u2019s amazingly simple, featuring a slightly out of key adult, child or group singing the same jingle over and over. (The vocals change from commercial to commercial, but the tune doesn\u2019t.) And yet the assault on my senses is all-consuming. There was no unringing this bell. It\u2019s the audio equivalent of walking in on your parents having sex. Hear it once, and it\u2019s in your head forever.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, so I was worried about my Patriots yesterday. Frankly, the team scares the bejesus out &hellip; <a title=\"Worst jingle ever\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=37686\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Worst jingle ever<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37686","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37686","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37686"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37686\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}