{"id":37560,"date":"2013-09-12T11:57:12","date_gmt":"2013-09-12T15:57:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=37560"},"modified":"2013-09-12T14:34:56","modified_gmt":"2013-09-12T18:34:56","slug":"shoplifting-captain-phony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=37560","title":{"rendered":"Shoplifting Captain phony"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry, guys, the prosecutor asked us to take it down, because now it&#8217;s evidence, but, well, you know, you can still talk about the Secretary of the Army shoplifting dude.<\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s not the oddest shoplifting story in the PX I&#8217;ve ever heard. Remember in 1993 when the Secretary of the Army was arrested at the Fort Meyer, VA PX for shoplifting women&#8217;s clothing? I do, so does the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/1993\/08\/28\/us\/acting-army-secretary-accused-of-shoplifing-is-placed-on-leave.html\">New York Times<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry, guys, the prosecutor asked us to take it down, because now it&#8217;s evidence, but, well, &hellip; <a title=\"Shoplifting Captain phony\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=37560\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Shoplifting Captain phony<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers","category-shitbags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37560"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37560\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}