{"id":37509,"date":"2013-09-13T05:57:53","date_gmt":"2013-09-13T09:57:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=37509"},"modified":"2013-09-13T06:11:04","modified_gmt":"2013-09-13T10:11:04","slug":"yer-friday-morning-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=37509","title":{"rendered":"Yer Friday Morning Funny . . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>. . . is below the break.\u00a0 It&#8217;s probably safe for most work environments, but might cause some, um, interesting questions if viewed by younger children.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/carrots.jpg\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>. . . is below the break.\u00a0 It&#8217;s probably safe for most work environments, but might &hellip; <a title=\"Yer Friday Morning Funny . . . .\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=37509\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yer Friday Morning Funny . . . .<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blather","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37509"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37509\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}