{"id":37468,"date":"2013-09-07T07:43:45","date_gmt":"2013-09-07T11:43:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=37468"},"modified":"2013-09-07T07:43:45","modified_gmt":"2013-09-07T11:43:45","slug":"washington-post-buy-more-pr0n-to-save-the-economy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=37468","title":{"rendered":"Washington Post; buy more pr0n to save the economy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/blogs\/wonkblog\/wp\/2013\/09\/06\/is-pornography-killing-the-economy\/\">Washington Post<\/a> says that the economy only looks bad because the pr0n industry has lost 22,000 jobs in a month;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>That\u2019s a huge drop. It\u2019s probably enough to change how analysts see this jobs report, from kinda gloomy to really gloomy. But what\u2019s behind it?<\/p>\n<p>The data don\u2019t tell us, right away. But news reports would suggest that pornography is a strong possibility.<\/p>\n<p>More specifically, the temporary shutdown of America\u2019s adult film industry last month.<\/p>\n<p>In the middle of August, an adult actress, who goes by the name Cameron Bay, tested positive for the HIV virus. That prompted studios to stop filming. A week later, the trade group that called for the shutdown essentially called it off, because all other performers who had worked with Bay tested negative for the virus.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yeah, well, that explains it. We&#8217;re a pr0n-based economy, so you guys aren&#8217;t buying enough pr0n to make this administration look good. Hey, I&#8217;m here doing my part, the rest of you need get on board.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, the Washington Post says that the economy only looks bad because the pr0n industry has &hellip; <a title=\"Washington Post; buy more pr0n to save the economy\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=37468\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Washington Post; buy more pr0n to save the economy<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-economy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37468"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37468\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}