{"id":37438,"date":"2013-09-05T21:34:47","date_gmt":"2013-09-06T01:34:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=37438"},"modified":"2013-09-05T21:34:47","modified_gmt":"2013-09-06T01:34:47","slug":"hipster-douchenozzle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=37438","title":{"rendered":"Hipster douchenozzle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=37439\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-37439\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/0901-sir-ivan-dina-lohan-getty-2-246x300.jpg\" alt=\"0901-sir-ivan-dina-lohan-getty-2\" width=\"246\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-37439\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/0901-sir-ivan-dina-lohan-getty-2-246x300.jpg 246w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/0901-sir-ivan-dina-lohan-getty-2-273x333.jpg 273w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/0901-sir-ivan-dina-lohan-getty-2.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 246px) 100vw, 246px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Mogul \u201cSir\u201d <a href=\"http:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/ivan-wilzig-hamptons-photos-2011-7?op=1\">Ivan Wilzig<\/a>, in \u201cdress\u201d whites, poses with celebrity mother Dina Lohan during Sir Ivan\u2019s \u201cSailors and Sinners Soiree\u201d on Sunday in Walter Mill, N.Y. (Photo by Paul Zimmerman\/Getty Images for Sir Ivan)<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll bet he supports the troops, too. A couple of you sent the photo, but I&#8217;m speechless. Do your worst.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mogul \u201cSir\u201d Ivan Wilzig, in \u201cdress\u201d whites, poses with celebrity mother Dina Lohan during Sir Ivan\u2019s &hellip; <a title=\"Hipster douchenozzle\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=37438\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hipster douchenozzle<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,177],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-dumbass-bullshit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37438"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37438\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}