{"id":37395,"date":"2013-09-03T13:00:42","date_gmt":"2013-09-03T17:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=37395"},"modified":"2013-09-04T10:46:40","modified_gmt":"2013-09-04T14:46:40","slug":"you-just-aint-gonna-believe-this-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=37395","title":{"rendered":"You Just Ain&#8217;t Gonna Believe This One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, here\u2019s another \u201cgem of wisdom\u201d from the <del>freaking idiots<\/del> \u201cfine lads and lasses\u201d at PETA.<\/p>\n<p>According to PETA, ladies, you shouldn\u2019t eat chicken while expecting.\u00a0 Because if you do \u2013 and the child is male \u2013 PETA says there may be <a href=\"http:\/\/philadelphia.cbslocal.com\/2013\/08\/30\/peta-eating-chicken-wings-during-pregnancy-could-affect-sons-penis-size\/\">\u201cdire consequences\u201d for the youngster<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, they\u2019re full of it.\u00a0 While there is a trace chemical in poultry (phthalate) that some studies show has been associated with &#8211; um, let\u2019s call it \u201cshorter stature\u201d &#8211; poultry isn\u2019t a significant source of exposure.\u00a0 Plastic containers and personal hygiene products are hugely more important sources.<\/p>\n<p>PETA is simply misrepresenting and sensationalizing the facts again for propaganda and fear-mongering purposes.\u00a0 It&#8217;s just more business-as-usual for those clowns.<\/p>\n<p>So, as the cows in the Chick Fil\u2019a ads say:\u00a0 feel free to \u201cEat mor chikin&#8221;.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, here\u2019s another \u201cgem of wisdom\u201d from the freaking idiots \u201cfine lads and lasses\u201d at PETA. &hellip; <a title=\"You Just Ain&#8217;t Gonna Believe This One\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=37395\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">You Just Ain&#8217;t Gonna Believe This One<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,177,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-dumbass-bullshit","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37395"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37395\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}