{"id":37356,"date":"2013-09-01T13:45:27","date_gmt":"2013-09-01T17:45:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=37356"},"modified":"2013-09-01T13:44:19","modified_gmt":"2013-09-01T17:44:19","slug":"a-sunday-afternoon-funny-posin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=37356","title":{"rendered":"A Sunday Afternoon Funny: Posin’"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here ya go, Ex-PH2.\u00a0 \u00a0With apologies to Bob Weir, Phil Lesh, Robert Hunter, and the late Jerry Garcia<\/a>.(smile)<\/p>\n

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Posin’<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Posin’ got their lies all set. Real winners all, just like ol\u2019 Shovel man<\/em>
\n Keep posin\u2019, just \u2018bout all the time, posers just keep on creepin\u2019 on.<\/em><\/p>\n

All those posers now shuckin\u2019 and jivin\u2019 on Main Street.<\/em>
\n Chicago, New York, Detroit and it’s always this lame bleat:<\/em>
\n \u201cI was SF or a SEAL or Force Recon – a hero!<\/em>
\n Just look right here! I\u2019m wearing all of my bling!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Dullard, with those SF lies; Phildo, with the fake SEAL claims;<\/em>
\n Spooky 8 claims he was CIA; but they\u2019re all bogus and lame we know.<\/em><\/p>\n

Most of the posers you meet on the streets speak of war time,<\/em>
\n Most of the time they were safe on a base or at home.<\/em>
\n But that doesn\u2019t stop them from claimin\u2019 they did stuff heroic<\/em>
\n Right in the ear every one of them needs to get boned.<\/em><\/p>\n

Posin’, like the bunny man. Ranger, sniper, claims to beat the band<\/em>
\n Even when he never trained a day \u2013 what a lying clown, all show<\/em><\/p>\n

Sometimes their lies start gettin’ to me;<\/em>
\n So damn bad I can barely see.<\/em>
\n Lately it occurs to me<\/em>
\n On their faces I\u2019d like to pee.<\/em><\/p>\n

What in the world ever became of Ms. Weebles?<\/em>
\n She lost her gut, but she still is just the same tool<\/em>
\n Now ridin\u2019 a bike but still lyin\u2019 \u2018bout what she really did,<\/em>
\n All we can say is – “She’s a damn fool!”<\/em><\/p>\n

Disgusted, went down to the coast. Saw a fake SEAL dancin\u2019 with no clothes!<\/em>
\n Claims that he \u201ccaught the PTS\u201d – though he never heard a shot fired, no.<\/em><\/p>\n

Sittin’ and starin’ again at some more fake docs<\/em>
\n Claimin\u2019 Purple Hearts that happened before they went in<\/em>
\n In his case Karma the Bitch she came a callin<\/em>
\n Wasn\u2019t him that got hurt his wife\u2019s the one that got nailed
\n<\/em><\/p>\n

Busted, did it to his self, Lied for free stuff and it boomeranged<\/em>
\n But damn it, it get’s to wearin’ thin. They just won\u2019t shut their yaps, oh no.<\/em><\/p>\n

We’re sick of all of the posin’ and we\u2019d like to screw ya<\/em>
\n That\u2019s why this site exists \u2013 just to put it to ya.<\/em>
\n It will expose your ass if you\u2019re valor stealin’<\/em>
\n So go get a life, quit lyin\u2019 and you we won\u2019t pound.<\/em><\/p>\n

Sometimes their lies start gettin’ to me;<\/em>
\n So damn bad I can barely see.<\/em>
\n Lately it occurs to me<\/em>
\n Posers all in jail I\u2019d love to see.<\/em><\/p>\n

Another has their lies exposed. Whoa whoa baby, now his life it blows,<\/em>
\n Back home, feels good down in my bones, another poser now exposed.<\/em>
\nYet another poser now exposed.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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