{"id":37333,"date":"2013-08-30T12:01:14","date_gmt":"2013-08-30T16:01:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=37333"},"modified":"2013-08-31T06:05:01","modified_gmt":"2013-08-31T10:05:01","slug":"yer-friday-afternoon-funny-the-phildo-shuffle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=37333","title":{"rendered":"Yer Friday Afternoon Funny: The Phildo Shuffle"},"content":{"rendered":"

Phildo was a tool who got<\/em>
\nA good discharge<\/em>
\nBut that did not stop him<\/em>
\nFrom wantin\u2019 to live large<\/em><\/p>\n

At a MC bar<\/em>
\nTold a bunch of lies ’bout bein’ a SEAL<\/em>
\nMC bought it<\/em>
\nAnd they made him a real big wheel<\/em><\/i><\/p>\n

Next stop sunny coast, Phildo he did lie and boast, s’how he roll<\/em>
\nHe say, “All this bull oughta get it<\/em>
\nClients never will vet it<\/em>
\nWe’ll get the gold!”<\/em><\/p>\n

Phildo, whoa oh, oh, oh<\/em>
\nSpreading the BS, it\u2019s all for show<\/em>
\nTruth is different we all know<\/em><\/p>\n

Phildo, whoa oh, oh, oh, oh, oh<\/em>
\nHe say, “One more lie oughta get it<\/em>
\nMore BS means more credit<\/em>
\nWe’ll get the gold!”<\/em><\/p>\n

Phildo up an’ runnin’<\/em>
\nHavin’ great big fun ’til the story broke<\/em>
\nProvin’ Phildo’s stories lies<\/em>
\nAnd that was all she wrote<\/em><\/p>\n

He be shakin\u2019 like a scared cow<\/em>
\nCan’t cover his tracks now, all up in smoke!<\/em>
\nSayin’, “Oh s**t, pooch I done screwed, an’<\/em>
\nClients say, \u2018Nothin’ doin’ –<\/em>
\nNow go hit the road!’ “<\/em><\/p>\n

Phildo, whoa oh, oh, oh<\/em>
\nSpreading the BS, it\u2019s all for show<\/em>
\nTruth is different we all know<\/em><\/p>\n

Phildo, whoa oh, oh, oh, oh, oh<\/em>
\nHe say, “All my lies didn\u2019t get it<\/em>
\nIn deep s**t with the Feds and<\/em>
\nThere\u2019s no more gold!”<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

With apologies to Boz Scaggs<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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