{"id":37236,"date":"2013-08-25T15:45:00","date_gmt":"2013-08-25T19:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=37236"},"modified":"2013-08-26T09:31:09","modified_gmt":"2013-08-26T13:31:09","slug":"i-don-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=37236","title":{"rendered":"I Don’ Know"},"content":{"rendered":"

Now I don\u2019 know <\/em>
\n I don\u2019 know <\/em>
\n I don\u2019 know if I can keep my cool <\/em>
\n When de next poser show<\/em><\/p>\n

Well let me hear ya now<\/em>
\n I don\u2019 know <\/em>
\n I don\u2019 know <\/em>
\n I don\u2019 know if I can keep my cool <\/em>
\n When de next poser show<\/em><\/p>\n

Posers showin\u2019 up ev’ry day<\/em>
\n Get so bad take my breath away <\/em>
\n Some damn clown up in de sky <\/em>
\n Say when drunk he try to fly <\/em><\/p>\n

Hey I don\u2019 know <\/em>
\n I don\u2019 know <\/em>
\n I don\u2019 know if I can keep my cool <\/em>
\n When de next poser show<\/em><\/p>\n

Now my girl she say out loud <\/em>
\n What they did should make them proud <\/em>
\n Lies they tell ’bout where they fought <\/em>
\n Stories so bogus we believe ‘a them not <\/em><\/p>\n

See I don\u2019 know <\/em>
\n I don\u2019 know <\/em>
\n I don\u2019 know if I can keep my cool<\/em>
\n When de next poser show<\/em><\/p>\n

“Hey Colonel Crochrot”<\/em><\/p>\n

They no care what honor worth <\/em>
\n They just want prestige on earth <\/em>
\n Where they end up will be hot <\/em>
\n And Devil will pity them not<\/em><\/p>\n

Hey I don\u2019 know <\/em>
\n I don\u2019 know <\/em>
\n I don\u2019 know if I can keep my cool<\/em>
\n When de next poser show<\/em><\/p>\n

Now I don\u2019 want to hear \u2018bout Leg-man Liar <\/em>
\n Don’t want to hear \u2018bout GI Duck<\/em>
\n Don’t want to hear \u2018bout phony Rangers<\/em>
\n All posers my dong can suck (no no no) <\/em><\/p>\n

Don’t want to hear \u2018bout Dildo-man yo<\/em>
\n Or \u2018bout some lyin\u2019 old Big Dog (no no no) <\/em>
\n Don’t want to hear \u2018bout phony SEALs no <\/em>
\n They can all go French-kiss a hog (no no no) <\/em><\/p>\n

Don’t want to hear \u2018bout guys with Weak-knees <\/em>
\n Don’t want to hear \u2018bout Monk so crass (no no no) <\/em>
\n Don’t want to hear \u2018bout no more posers<\/em>
\n They can all come and kiss my ass<\/em><\/p>\n

Oh I don\u2019 know <\/em>
\n I don\u2019 know <\/em>
\n I don\u2019 know if I can keep my cool<\/em>
\n When the next poser show<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

With apologies to Jimmy Buffett, Keith Sykes, and Harry Dailey – who wrote the original tune (Volcano<\/span><\/a>).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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