Dude, this is all kinds of fun. \u00a0Ramzi bin al Shibh is claiming that Navy food here is psychological terror. \u00a0Now, he can willingly give up his right to be here and listen to the case, but he keeps saying he has to leave because the food is torture. \u00a0So, is that “willingly” in a legal sense?<\/p>\n
I suspect we’ll get another 3 hour colloquy about the shits now.<\/p>\n
Hoofah.<\/p>\n
Judge is trying to figure out how the hell to deal with this one. \u00a0He is now taking another recess. \u00a0 We take more recesses than a kindergarten class.<\/p>\n
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Fun Fact about bin al Shibh….he’s apparently been complaining for years that the US was shaking the building while he was trying to sleep. \u00a0And the prosecution and Gitmo authorities for years basically said dude is batshit. \u00a0Then this year it was discovered that the foundation is unstable under the prison, and it has been doing like micro shakes. \u00a0Like, the dude is in the matrix or some shit, made to stay awake by microvibrations. \u00a0And now his food is torture. \u00a0Lets just put his ass up in the Holiday Inn and get him some Papa Johns so we can move on with this.<\/p>\n
Good news, he’s now leaving because he wants to go home to his cell, not because of the torturous food.<\/p>\n
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UPDATE: The website is acting funky, and updating here is somewhat difficult, so I am taking my snark to Twitter if there is anyone, literally anyone out there who wants to listen to my chuckles.<\/p>\n