{"id":37037,"date":"2013-08-10T09:09:59","date_gmt":"2013-08-10T13:09:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=37037"},"modified":"2013-08-10T09:10:54","modified_gmt":"2013-08-10T13:10:54","slug":"jonathan-mark-shaton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=37037","title":{"rendered":"Jonathan Mark Shaton; douche nozzle phony"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=37038\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-37038\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Jonathan-Shaton-Fuck-nugget-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Jonathan Shaton - Fuck nugget\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-37038\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Jonathan-Shaton-Fuck-nugget-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Jonathan-Shaton-Fuck-nugget-249x333.jpg 249w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Jonathan-Shaton-Fuck-nugget.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Jonathan Mark Shaton thinks he looks pretty bad ass wearing an Army uniform with a month&#8217;s salary of shinies on it. But as far as the Army is concerned, he has no records, I checked to see if he was on active duty and nope. NPRC never heard of him either;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=37039\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-37039\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Fuck-nugget-Shaton-FOIA-220x300.jpg\" alt=\"Fuck nugget Shaton FOIA\" width=\"220\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-37039\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Fuck-nugget-Shaton-FOIA-220x300.jpg 220w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Fuck-nugget-Shaton-FOIA-244x333.jpg 244w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Fuck-nugget-Shaton-FOIA.jpg 704w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 220px) 100vw, 220px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>An address search on him says that he has lived in the Virginia Beach\/Newport News area and shows an FPO address;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=37040\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-37040\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Fuck-nugget-Shaton-address-300x73.jpg\" alt=\"Fuck nugget Shaton address\" width=\"300\" height=\"73\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-37040\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Fuck-nugget-Shaton-address-300x73.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Fuck-nugget-Shaton-address-500x123.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Fuck-nugget-Shaton-address.jpg 703w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>So he might have been in one of the more damp services. But, Anthony, who sent us the FOIA and photo last night says that the Ranger Regiment has never heard of him (he&#8217;s wearing 75th Regimental crests). Anthony also has submitted a FOIA request for any Naval service. But the three CIBs is a dead giveaway. And who hides their jump wings behind their lapel, if that&#8217;s what it is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jonathan Mark Shaton thinks he looks pretty bad ass wearing an Army uniform with a month&#8217;s &hellip; <a title=\"Jonathan Mark Shaton; douche nozzle phony\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=37037\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Jonathan Mark Shaton; douche nozzle phony<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37037","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37037","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37037"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37037\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}