{"id":37011,"date":"2013-08-09T08:47:27","date_gmt":"2013-08-09T12:47:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=37011"},"modified":"2013-08-10T07:34:28","modified_gmt":"2013-08-10T11:34:28","slug":"ladies-and-gents-i-present-to-you-your-2013-stolen-valor-tournament-champion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=37011","title":{"rendered":"Ladies and Gents, I present to you your 2013 Stolen Valor Tournament Champion&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[Note, push play on this shitty ass recorder to get official music.]<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/04854XqcfCY\" height=\"315\" width=\"420\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I urge you to click through and see, but we got a pretty candid picture of our winner, what is seen cannot be unseen.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>John &#8220;Gi-Duck&#8221; Giduck.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=37012\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-37012\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-37012\" alt=\"the horror\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/the-horror.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"301\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/the-horror.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/the-horror-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The final tally: Giduck def. Monkress 65.15% to 34.85%.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=37024\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-37024\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-37024\" alt=\"gi duck\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/gi-duck.jpg\" width=\"494\" height=\"508\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/gi-duck.jpg 494w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/gi-duck-291x300.jpg 291w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/gi-duck-323x333.jpg 323w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 494px) 100vw, 494px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Note, push play on this shitty ass recorder to get official music.] I urge you to &hellip; <a title=\"Ladies and Gents, I present to you your 2013 Stolen Valor Tournament Champion&#8230;.\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=37011\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ladies and Gents, I present to you your 2013 Stolen Valor Tournament Champion&#8230;.<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[478],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-none"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37011","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37011"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37011\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}