{"id":36884,"date":"2013-07-31T16:41:39","date_gmt":"2013-07-31T20:41:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=36884"},"modified":"2013-07-31T16:48:12","modified_gmt":"2013-07-31T20:48:12","slug":"matthew-jacob-wyszynski-phony-screaming-eagles-medic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=36884","title":{"rendered":"Matthew Jacob Wyszynski; phony Screaming Eagles medic"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Matthew<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

I guess this one has been around for a year or so, but he’s new to me. Guardian of Valor<\/a> has the details on this mighty warrior. I know this will surprise you, but he’s kind of lazy – he knows nothing about the military, at all, not even stuff that’s pretty common knowledge. He says he’s a “Screaming Eagles medic” but that he stationed in Vermont, but he’s currently deployed to the war zone in Guam, you know that really bad war we’re involved in currently. But, it’s probably secret. If you’re wondering where he earned his mad medic skills, well, he went to that secret medic school somewhere in Arizona.<\/p>\n

\"Matthew<\/a> <\/center><\/p>\n

I’m convinced if uniform manufacturers quit making super-sized uniforms it would cut down on this crap by at least half.<\/p>\n

Oh, here’s a picture of his platoon that he uses as proof;<\/p>\n

\"Matthew<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

What? Are you blind? That’s him right there, dumbass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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