{"id":36807,"date":"2013-07-26T16:34:26","date_gmt":"2013-07-26T20:34:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=36807"},"modified":"2013-07-26T16:34:26","modified_gmt":"2013-07-26T20:34:26","slug":"friday-feel-good-story-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=36807","title":{"rendered":"Friday feel good story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=36808\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-36808\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/130725_mosley_660-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"130725_mosley_660\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-36808\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/130725_mosley_660-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/130725_mosley_660-445x333.jpg 445w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/130725_mosley_660.jpg 660w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Well, Mark sends us <a href=\"http:\/\/www.katu.com\/news\/local\/Guy-brings-a-baseball-bat-to-rob-a-gun-store-fails-miserably-217054401.html\">today&#8217;s feel good story <\/a>about the dumbest criminal on the face of the earth. 22-year old Derrick Mosley, walked into the Discount Gun Sales in Hillsboro, Oregon with a baseball bat to rob the place;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Sheriff&#8217;s deputies say Mosley walked into Discount Gun Sales on Southwest Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway around 4 p.m. Thursday with a bat in hand and smashed a display case. <\/p>\n<p>But they say when Mosley tried to steal a gun, the store manager simply pulled out his own personal firearm and pointed it straight at the would-be-robber. The manager then yelled some orders at the guy and got him to drop the baseball bat, the gun he had tried to take and a nine-inch long knife he had on him.<\/p>\n<p>When sheriff&#8217;s deputies arrived, they found Mosley on the floor being held at gunpoint by the manager.  <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yeah, gee, I wonder what Discount Gun Sales sells.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, Mark sends us today&#8217;s feel good story about the dumbest criminal on the face of &hellip; <a title=\"Friday feel good story\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=36807\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Friday feel good story<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[218],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-feel-good-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36807"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36807\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}