{"id":36738,"date":"2013-07-22T07:55:17","date_gmt":"2013-07-22T11:55:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=36738"},"modified":"2013-07-22T07:59:25","modified_gmt":"2013-07-22T11:59:25","slug":"stolen-valor-tournament-from-excremental-eight-to-fecal-four","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=36738","title":{"rendered":"Stolen Valor Tournament from Excremental Eight to Fecal Four"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s Tournament is dedicated to all those out there who keep coming back to the blog despite the fact that they aren&#8217;t wanted here and continue to try to get the blog taken down.\u00a0 Because, that&#8217;s easier than *NOT*\u00a0clicking the link to us on their &#8220;Favorites&#8221; bar which they do all day long.<\/p>\n<p><em>Don&#8217;t touch me please<\/em><br \/>\n<em>I cannot stand the way you tease<\/em><br \/>\n<em>I love you though you hurt me so<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Now I&#8217;m going to pack my things and go<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Touch me baby, tainted love<\/em><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XkKulSH2nNc\" height=\"253\" width=\"450\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Voting will be today through COB Thursday evening. I will repost each day.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>NORTH Regional Championship: Gidduck v. Bustamente<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=36545\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-36545\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36545\" alt=\"Giduck\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Giduck.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=36546\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-36546\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36546\" alt=\"Bustamente\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Bustamente.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>4) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30958\">John \u201cAttorney\u2019s fees\u201d Giduck<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I noticed with some interest the offer yesterday reported by Twitchy that<a href=\"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/07\/21\/reaction-to-author-brad-thors-offer-to-zimmerman-goes-from-boycott-to-book-burning-photo\/\"> author Brad Thor was offering to buy Zimmerman a gun<\/a>. As a result, some folks were having a book burning.\u00a0 If I might humbly suggest a book of Thor&#8217;s to be burned, it would be <strong><em>The Green Beret in You: Living with Total Commitment to Family, Career, Sports and Life<\/em><\/strong>.\u00a0 As Thor says on his blog:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>When<strong> John Giduck<\/strong> and Sergeant Major John \u201cAndy\u201d Anderson asked me to be the voice of the audio edition of The Green Beret in You: Living with Total Commitment to Family, Career, Sports and Life I was deeply honored.<\/p>\n<p>This book has profoundly changed my life and its lessons continue to challenge me each day to be a better husband, father, friend, businessman, and American. As I said when I first read it, The Green Beret in You is the essential guide to true manhood. If John Wayne had left men a how-to manual, this would be it.<\/p>\n<p>Delta Force Command Sergeant Major Mel Wick does an even better job of summing up the book when he says, \u201c<strong>As Special Forces Sergeant Major John Anderson and John Giduck<\/strong> clearly show in this book, being a Green Beret is not just a title, it is a<strong> total commitment to living a life with integrity and honor, accepting responsibility for your own actions<\/strong>, accepting responsibility for your job, mission, family, children, friends and teammates. Being a Green Beret is about doing your best every day. It is a lifestyle that every American can adopt, and this book shows you how.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yeah, none of that is real.\u00a0 Gidduck is a piece of shit, and Thor should take that nonsense down.<\/p>\n<p><strong>6) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33483\">Albert \u201cMarine Special Forces Recon\u201d Bustamente<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Watch our buddy Jaie Avila bust this Grade A assclown:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/eplayer.clipsyndicate.com\/embed\/iframe?aspect_ratio=3x2&amp;auto_next=1&amp;auto_start=0&amp;page_count=5&amp;pf_id=9501&amp;pl_id=20531&amp;rel=3&amp;show_title=0&amp;va_id=4037705&amp;volume=8&amp;windows=1\" height=\"330\" width=\"425\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>As he said, he did catch some flak. Which is why he will no doubt next be seen filing a claim for service connection for shell fragments from the VA.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>WEST\u00a0Regional Championship: Ladner v. Hamilton\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=36548\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-36548\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36548\" alt=\"Ladner\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Ladner.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=36550\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-36550\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36550\" alt=\"Todd-Hamilton\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Todd-Hamilton.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a01) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=35414\">Shane \u201cHigh School to Panama\u201d Ladner<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll grant this to Ladner though, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/06\/13\/shane-ladner-lying_n_3435555.html\">dude knows how to fight a lost cause<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Nothing in Ladner&#8217;s files or in the Army awards branch includes a record of him receiving a Purple Heart, or any documentation proving that he&#8217;s entitled to one, officials said.<\/p>\n<p>Ladner&#8217;s Texas-based attorney, John Cook, said in a statement that his client did receive the military honor and would be owed an apology when all the information comes to light.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re disappointed that law enforcement authorities felt the need to arrest Shane Ladner today, especially in the manner that it happened, a traffic stop on the side of the road,&#8221; Cook said. &#8220;This arrest serves no purpose other than to continue to traumatize Shane and Meg Ladner, both of whom are still recovering from last year&#8217;s train accident.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>He&#8217;s like a King Leonidas of Retardation.\u00a0 I&#8217;m afraid the DD214 will be his attorney&#8217;s Thermopylae though.<\/p>\n<p>3) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32985\">Todd Michael \u201cTriple Stack Hack\u201d Hamilton<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Todd here was the President of the Shadow 6 Foundation. Some would assume that \u201cShadow\u201d had some sort of special ops type feel to it, while the \u201c6\u201d would indicate that he was the commander. All that is true, if by \u201cShadow\u201d you mean a network systems operator, and Specialists are now \u201c6\u2019s\u201d in military parlance. Anyway, douchetool here hiked across Washington state with the tower of power on his shoulder (SF, Ranger and Airborne tabs) and then resorted to the lame \u201cI did it to honor soldiers\u201d excuse. Admittedly, he is sort of a dreamy bastard. He even had two women (one his wife) come on here and defend him. That\u2019s what I am working towards myself, which is why my wife is in Krav Maga class right now, and then getting trained on giving insults from Jon Lovitz.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<br \/>\n<strong>SOUTH Regional Championship: Crocheron v. Tesla<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=36552\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-36552\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36552\" alt=\"Kenneth-Crocheron\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Kenneth-Crocheron.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=36555\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-36555\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36555\" alt=\"Chelle-Tesla\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Chelle-Tesla.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>1) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=34847\">Kenneth \u201cGhoul\u201d Crocheron<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This continues to say it better than I could:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/prayformarky.blogspot.com\/2013\/04\/mark-and-family-is-devastated.html\">Colonel, Uncle Kenneth Crocheron is a FAKE.<\/a> This week it was finally confirmed and proven that our former beloved family friend, Ken, has been deceiving us for the 10 yrs we\u2019ve known him\u2026..deceived many many more innocent family members and friends and co-workers over the last 40+ yrs. He IS NOT a Green Beret, IS NOT a COLONEL, or any other army officer. IS NOT honorable in any way, regardless of the GOOD DEEDS he may have done for our family, it was all under the guise of rescuing us and trying to impress us with his clout.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The Great James Douglas Morrison once said &#8220;No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.&#8221;\u00a0 Crocheron feels the same way about wasting the opportunity to use a kid&#8217;s illness to try to cut a slice.\u00a0 I look forward to him receiving his eternal reward.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a02) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=32709\">Chelle Lynne \u201cATC\/CNO\/CAP\u201d Anderson-Tesla<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Chelle here is 20 lbs and a boob job away from crossing the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/22200476?\" height=\"224\" width=\"398\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>OK, maybe 30 pounds.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0EAST Regional Championship: Monkress v. Lewis<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=36557\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-36557\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36557\" alt=\"Monkress\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Monkress.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=36559\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-36559\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36559\" alt=\"Lewis\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Lewis.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>1) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=30777\">Phillip Dale \u201cMonkeyass\u201d Monkress<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The only man in the field today who is going to be checking his status from a courtroom where he is enjoying the benefits of drinking and driving, Monkress is clearly a five tool player.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Now this is a story<br \/>\nall about how my life<br \/>\ngot twisted upside down<br \/>\nand id like to take a minute<br \/>\njust sit right there<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll tell you how I became the SEAL<br \/>\nof a business named APL.<\/p>\n<p>OK, that doesn&#8217;t even rhyme, but I got people breathing down my neck to post this by 8:00 AM, so I challenge you to write it for him.<\/p>\n<p>3) <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=33502\">Punk \u201cBackblast\u201d Lewis<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Fun Fact: Lewis did not win the British Open yesterday, but he has drank deeply from the Claret Jug of factual absence.\u00a0<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>On a patrol in Charkh District, Logar Province, Afghanistan in late August 2009 he claims he was back blasted by an RPG which caused spinal damage, PTSD, TBI and a bunch of other problems. However, there were at least 3 other Soldiers between him and the ANA firing the RPG, none of those Soldiers were injured and he himself said he was fine. He managed to get CASEVAC from Charkh all the way back to Bagram and then from there back to the states. Once in the states he continued to have different problems pop up (back injury, shoulder injury, nerve damage here or there, etc\u2026) and finally was transferred to WTU.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>FWIW, I am only about 20 strokes away from being on the tour now.\u00a0 Regularly in the low 90&#8217;s.\u00a0<\/p>\n<div id=\"surveyMonkeyInfo\">\n<div><script src=\"https:\/\/www.surveymonkey.com\/jsEmbed.aspx?sm=6sdG9_2b7ejEbWjLwsF_2b44NQ_3d_3d\"> <\/script><\/div>\n<p>Create your free online surveys with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.surveymonkey.com\/\">SurveyMonkey<\/a> , the world&#8217;s leading questionnaire tool.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s Tournament is dedicated to all those out there who keep coming back to the blog &hellip; <a title=\"Stolen Valor Tournament from Excremental Eight to Fecal Four\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=36738\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Stolen Valor Tournament from Excremental Eight to Fecal Four<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36738"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36738\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}